


The Inventory: a former speakeasy founded against the possibility of an early draft of the 18th Amendment even more stringent than the one we know, now re-purposed as a highly exclusive club. Gaming's greatest characters settle in here during their "down-time," when their games are powered down. It's poker night, and four of gaming's greatest characters walk in to play some poker, about to bet everything they own for the sake of winning.
Poker Night at the Inventory is a crossover game from Telltale Games featuring Strong Bad, Max, Tycho and the Heavy engaging the "Player," a mysterious new challenger, in a game of Texas Hold'Em poker.
The trailer can be viewed here. It has its own (very young) wiki here which needs a little Wiki Magic.
The Shout Out page can be found here.
Max: (if they have a relatively good hand) Saboteur! You managed to cheat in the exact same way I did!
Max: (if they have something like a pair of fives) Those are your cards, too? You're as insane as I am!
Strong Bad: That is some [BLEEP] up [BLEEP] man!
Strong Bad: Nothing intimidates your opponents like a heavy dose of think-hard! [squints his eyes and groans while Heavy watches, confused]
"Congratulations! That was the hairiest game of Hearts I've ever played!"
"Quick question: what do the numbers on the cards mean?"
Tycho: "You should know, I've got your ass kicked pre-emptively." (player raises) ". yeah, I'll fold."
"Face down in front of me, is the card beast of your worst poker nightmares. just something to consider."
"Beat me once? Shame on me. Beat me twice? Also shame on me. Beat me THREE TIMES? I am sent to my death."
Heavy: Oh. (puts weapon away)
Max: Whoopsie. (throws weapon over shoulder)
Strong Bad: Hand it over.
Strong Bad: [mocking tone] Oh man, what happened?
Tycho: You want me to say you won again?
Strong Bad: I guess so. I mean if that's what happened for real and for true. Right?
Tycho: Die a sad, pitiful, painful death.
Tycho: (to Heavy) What gets you in the killing mood? Ride of the Valkyries? Icelandic death metal?
Heavy Weapons Guy: I just get new Huey Lewis tape. He keeps spirits up on battlefield.
Max: (shocked) Are you asking me if I ever schtupped Momma Bosco?!
Tycho: Son of a bitching lagomorph.
Max: I don't even know how to play this game.
Tycho: That's fucking rich. That's just great. (pauses) Is there a guy in there?
Tycho: Some kinda card-counter astrophysicist motherfucker? Am I close?
Max: Why I never!
Tycho: I've seen you around with that guy in the dog costume. DON'T YOU LIE TO ME
Max: (asking after criminals he and Sam could fight) Oh, or if you know of a cabal of greedy corporate monsters, hell-bent on blanketing an entire generation in a deep, exploitative sadness, that would do.
Tycho: Oh, so chains of used videogame resellers? Yeah, we got those.
Tycho: Man, if I were you, I'd be sweating hate. It'd froth from my mouth and nose. It'd be like that movie, "There Will Be Froth."
Heavy: Strong and bad, how is boxing career?
Heavy: I was boxer once. In school. We have to either box or learn to herd goats. I am not good with goats.
Heavy: At first, I do not like punching other boys. But then I learn to LOVE it.
Poker Night at the Inventory is a poker game developed by Telltale Games, which features the Heavy as a character. In the game, players are able to win five Team Fortress 2 items by defeating a character who has bought into a round with that item. In addition to the items a player can earn in Poker Night at the Inventory for use in Team Fortress 2, various Team Fortress 2 playing card decks and tables can be unlocked through winning matches. A remix of the song "More Gun", along with a remix of "Team Fortress 2 (Main Theme)", plays ocassionally while a poker game is being played.
As of May 23, 2019, the game has been removed from sale. However, any existing owners may still obtain its promotional items.
The RED respawn calendar girl as the Queen of Hearts from the "Team Fortress 2" deck.
The BLU respawn calendar girl as the Queen of Clubs from the "Team Fortress 2" deck.
The Scout Jack of Spades card from the "Team Fortress 2" deck.
The Soldier King of Clubs card from the "Team Fortress 2" deck.
The Demoman Jack of Hearts card from the "Team Fortress 2" deck.
The Heavy King of Hearts card from the "Team Fortress 2" deck.
The Heavy King of Diamonds card from the "Team Fortress 2" deck.
The Heavy King of Diamonds card from the "Poker Night" deck.
The Heavy King of Diamonds card from the "Poker Night Alternative" deck.
The Spy Jack of Diamonds card from the "Poker Night" deck.
The Spy Jack of Diamonds card from the "Poker Night Alternative" deck.
The Administrator Queen of Diamonds card from the "Poker Night" deck.
The Administrator Queen of Diamonds card from the "Poker Night Alternative" deck.
I just bought this game for $5 and only for the TF2 items.
Is there a very quick way to fool the AI so I can win stuff faster?
All I see people saying is go All In every time but that isn't working well for me. Any help?
Learn to play poker, it'll be much more rewarding than what you're trying. The AI in that game is easy to win against.
Sam is in poker night 2, max is in the first one.
No, just play the game and you will figure it out.
You can kind of trick the system a little bit. if you play a hand but can tell it isn't going to turn out in your favor quit the game before the next hand is dealt and it will put you back at the start of the previous hand.
This essentially means that every time you're going to lose a hand you can just quit the game and get a do over, although this is basically cheating and you'll have more fun just playing the game the right way because you won't have to be constantly quitting and relaunching the game.
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